does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
what else is the point of boobs really
BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS
THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS
I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with
If i try my best and still fail please don’t yell at me or there’s a 154% chance i’m gonna cry
The top one is Groot discovering internet porn.
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
But imagine that two people are on a date and it’s all going well until the waiter walks up and one of the people on the date’s heart starts glowing along with the waiter’s and they awkwardly look back and forth for a while
It sucks that having hickies is considered trashy and unprofessional. Like, bitch, don’t be mad cause I had someone sucking my neck and you didn’t. Damn.
"write two paragraphs describing yourself"
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
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